a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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