This dress was meant to end up on your floor
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Bang-toberfest begins!!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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