There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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