She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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