I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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