Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
two words: eviction party
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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