jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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