If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You may now shotgun with the bride
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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