As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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