Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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