I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i think im in europe. pls send help
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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