When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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