Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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