I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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