she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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