I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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