I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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