The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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