Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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