I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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