Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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