Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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