he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Randomize
