Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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