There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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