Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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