Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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