i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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