Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize