hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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