yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I smell like Dick and happiness
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