i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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