is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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