Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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