Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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