I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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