Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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