I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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