Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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