New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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