Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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