that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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