I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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