love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize