when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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