Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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