Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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