i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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