Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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