I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
