names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
