Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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