Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
