You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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