i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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