Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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